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Patrick Bateman being in a Relationship (American Psycho Headcanons)
TW: drug use, mentions of violence, slightly suggestive, toxic relationships, etc.
- Is overly confident and knows he’s a catch. Attractive, charming, rich, can get reservations at Dorsia whenever he likes (this is a lie. You’ll have dinner there once)
- Has a feline quality: he’ll come to you if interested, but only then. Don’t approach him…you’ll get nowhere.
- Patrick isn’t interested in relationships as much as he is casual sex. There’s almost a bragging right to bag more liaisons compared to his peers.
- Though a long term relationship may bloom. Prepare to be a side piece for a while.
- Expect a possessive hand glued to the small of your back when going out in public. The businessman doesn’t share.
- Is obsessed with your hair, often combing it with his fingers, stroking the scalp, tracing the hard curve of your skull, imagining what it would feel like to crack it open like an egg.
- Will tote you with him to the fanciest places the upper echelon in NYC is crazy about. Even nicer than The Russian Tea Room or The Rainbow Room.
- Spoils his S/O with all the nicest clothing, jewelry, etc. wants you to look your finest for bragging purposes. Patrick wants the best of everything.
- Particularly rough in the bedroom. Enjoys choking, spanking, and biting. Expect to be sore.
- Only interested in PDA if there’s an audience.
- Enjoys your company, though he’ll never say it. If Patrick admits, you’ll know he needs you and he’ll lose control.
- Enjoys listening to Phil Collins and Huey Lewis with Y/N.
